Senior Cricket

Welcome to North City Cricket Club

Senior Registrations

Registrations will open soon for the 2019/20 season!

If you’re interested in playing Men’s or Women’s cricket, or to join North City Cricket Club as a social member, please fill out an online registration form and we will be in contact with you.

If you’re interested in registering a team with North City, please contact the Club Captain as soon as possible at seniors@northcitycricketclub.co.nz, and no later than Sunday, October 1.

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Senior Teams

Our different teams

Premier Men/Reserve

This is our flagship mens teams and are our top competitive teams. They compete at the highest level in the Wellington region.

One & Two day grades

I love you, buddy! It doesn’t look so shiny to me. Then we’ll go with that data file! Yep, I remember. They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! Good news, everyone! There’s a report on TV with some very bad news!

And when we woke up, we had these bodies. Shinier than yours, meatbag. Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. Ah, computer dating. It’s like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase “upside your head.”

Vintage Cricket

There’s one way and only one way to determine if an animal is intelligent. Dissect its brain! I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself. I just told you! You’ve killed me! It’s a T. It goes “tuh”.

Say what? File not found. Oh, all right, I am. But if anything happens to me, tell them I died robbing some old man. When I was first asked to make a film about my nephew, Hubert Farnsworth, I thought “Why should I?” Then later, Leela made the film. But if I did make it, you can bet there would have been more topless women on motorcycles. Roll film!

Social T20

Fry, you can’t just sit here in the dark listening to classical music. In your time, yes, but nowadays shut up! Besides, these are adult stemcells, harvested from perfectly healthy adults whom I killed for their stemcells.

As an interesting side note, as a head without a body, I envy the dead. You guys realize you live in a sewer, right? Wow, you got that off the Internet? In my day, the Internet was only used to download pornography.

Womens Grade

Moving along… When will that be? I’ve been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope? But I’ve never been to the moon! Really?!

Leela, Bender, we’re going grave robbing. That’s right, baby. I ain’t your loverboy Flexo, the guy you love so much. You even love anyone pretending to be him! Fry! Quit doing the right thing, you jerk!

No! The cat shelter’s on to me. Kif, I have mated with a woman. Inform the men. This opera’s as lousy as it is brilliant! Your lyrics lack subtlety. You can’t just have your characters announce how they feel. That makes me feel angry!

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